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Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only the Piano Player


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David Scheel’s internationally acclaimed solo performance, Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only the Piano Player has established him as one of the most original performers of his generation.

In this hilarious musical treat, you will hear a well-known piece played in the styles of various old masters, a piece by Andrew Lloyd Webber played with one hand against another by Bach played with the other hand at the same time plus satirical digs at whomever and whatever is making the news.

Acknowledged as the successor to the great Victor Borge, David will also unwrap some really beautiful piano music. And when he starts to play a piece seriously, he actually finishes it!

Tea, coffee and biscuits pre-show.

August 2022

  • Sunday 28th


  • Carpark
  • Bar
  • Public Toilet


  • COVID Safe
  • Free Wifi
  • Border NSW/VIC


  • Caters for people who are deaf or have hearing loss.
  • Caters for people with sufficient mobility to climb a few steps but who would benefit from fixtures to aid balance. (This includes people using walking frames and mobility aids)
  • Caters for people who use a wheelchair.